Thursday, August 03, 2006

you are so stressed that you are clenching your teeth at night

Saturday, December 03, 2005

It's time for you to leave for work, but you have to take a big dump

Submitted by my brother (although he didn't know he submitted it)

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

You pull a muscle trying to start your snow thrower

Monday, June 27, 2005

you realize that you are also one of the idiots

you realize you are surrounded by idiots

Thursday, March 10, 2005

you think you ate a small amount of calories and then realize there were four servings

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

people don't know when to check your blog

you experience coprophagia

Someone tells you that they'll call...but they never do

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Submitted by my cousin, "...you finally get your car washed and you pull out of the parking lot and a big fucking truck splashes your entire car"

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

you are the administrator for a program but are the only one who can't seem to access that program

Thursday, January 13, 2005

people pronounce the game Mach Rider as if it were spelled Match Rider

Friday, January 07, 2005

Even the friendster site says that you are a loser

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

it is a travel day

Friday, December 17, 2004

People confuse someone's religious self identity with morality

Friday, December 10, 2004

The person who sits next to you takes ex lax and then eats a bunch of beans

Thursday, December 09, 2004

An Old Navy commercial comes on

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

you are 13 and everyone thinks you are your mom when you answer the phone

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

you have to deal with insurance companies

people tell you that they'll "call you right back", but they wait for days

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

People lose sight of what is really important

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

No one leaves comments on your deep thoughts

Monday, November 01, 2004

You get woken up from a good nap by a political phone call

Monday, October 25, 2004

You take a leak on an electric fence

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Movies about time travel do things that would create a huge paradox

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

You get your ass kicked by a little girl

Monday, October 18, 2004

You convince yourself that staining your own fence is a good idea

Friday, October 15, 2004

Your dog is smarter than you

Thursday, October 14, 2004

You sit on a toilet only to find that the plunger is still in it

There are no toilets available in the bathroom